joe quotes

Joe: (talking about
something fun to do on a date) I like to have fun, so we’d go
bowling.

Joe: (on what he wishes girls knew about guys) We’re
being nice when we compliment you.

Joe: I just wanted to make people laugh, and then I sang and
I loved singing and it started from there. Everything I say I’m not
going to do I end up doing.

Joe: Live like you are at the bottom even if you are at the
top.

Joe: (After getting his driver’s license) Now
everyone has to stay off the roads!

Joe: It’s so cool to get on stage every night doing our
stuff.

Joe: I’m pretty awesome when it comes to balancing things.

Joe: I’ve loved Baby Bottle Pops from the very beginning.
Ever since they came out, I’ve always thought that they ruled. They’re
awesome!

Joe: I like girls with the same personality.

Joe: (about creating a new flavor of ice cream) I
would put in chocolate ice cream with a little bit of peanut butter
and marshmallows. It would be like a Twix bar.

Joe: I would invent ice cream that never melts.

Joe: Music is my life, it is very special. You have music as
a kind of feeling. There are songs when you are happy and there are
songs when you are sad.

Joe: (talking about where his band gets there ideas for
lyrics) Sometimes it is about either what is going on in my life
right now, or how we are feeling that day. A lot of the songs can be
really happy when we are having a great time, but some songs will be
very sad.

Joe: I think I always wanted to make people laugh. I thought
that it was my job to be a comedian all day. When I was singing around
the house my dad would say, "Joe, you have a great voice. You should
sing."

Joe: (talking about his favorite character in High School
Musical) Corbin is definitely the man.

Joe: (talking about the premiere of High School Musical
2) We are so excited. I’m excited to watch it. I mean, I’m
definitely uh, we have to say we are fans of the first one so.

Joe: (talking about an extreme sport he’d like to try)
I would do extreme acting. It’s a new thing I’m making up. It’s like
SAD FACE…. HAPPY FACE.

Joe: (talking about his most embarrassing moment) One
time I had a hole in my pants like the entire show and I didn’t
realize until like after the meet and greet and I got back and I sit
down and I’m like OH MANN. It was really embarrassing.

Joe: (About bullies) Kids that I didn’t like would
make fun of my name and would call me "JJ." They would go "JJ Jonas!"
I had to hear it everyday at school.

Joe: Someone once said that I like girls who wear cookie
dough-flavored lip gloss. I’ve never kissed a girl who’s worn this
flavor. If I ever do, I’ll let you know if I like it or not.

Joe: (about bullies) If they see that they’re not
affecting you, it won’t be fun for them.

Joe: I’ve dropped my Sidekick so many times. It never
breaks!

Joe: I like girls who take care of their bodies, but as long
as the girl is cool, it’s all good.

Joe: A lot of embarrassing things happen, but I don’t get
embarrassed that much.

Joe: You can talk to girls a lot easier than you can talk to
guys about stuff.

Joe: I went to see a movie with this girl once, and this
creepy old lady was following us everywhere we went. I don’t think she
was a fan or anything, but it freaked me out!

Joe: (When asked if he and his brothers really get along)
Yeah, we do. We only fist fight twice a day.

Joe: I definitely want a hippopotamus for Hanukkah.

Joe: (About when he found out his brother Nick had
diabetes) I was really scared for him!

Joe: Looks aren’t as important as attitude. I like girls who
like to have fun…especially if they’re talented. Every girl has
something special about her.

Joe: It’s very gratifying when fans come up to us after
shows and tell us how much they relate to our songs.

Joe: My brothers can be messy! On the tour bus, Kevin’s bunk
was above mine and somehow all his stuff would end up in my bunk! I
would tell him to get it out of my bunk and then he’d just put it on
the floor.

Joe: I’m gonna say that I’m the most girl-obsessed out of
me, Nick, and Kevin.

Joe: I wish I would have known that going out with a girl to
lunch on a date is not a good idea. It automatically puts you in the
friends zone! It always led me on.

Joe: (About his purity ring) It’s basically a part of
me. It’s cool!

Joe: Kevin knows what to do when it comes to girls.

Joe: Kevin [Jonas] has a Starbucks radar in his head. We’ll
be on the road, and he’ll be like, "Two miles-Starbucks." He can smell
it…and every time he’s right!

Joe: I’ve dated a couple girls I never met before!

Joe: I just found out that putting a poptart in the
microwave or oven tastes so much better!

Joe: We, [him and his brothers] can’t get enough of our
video games. We have tons of Nintendo 64 games that we don’t even
play!

Joe: (On always being late) Kevin has two wake up
calls: one for him to wake up, and one for him to wake me up!

Joe: (Imitating his brother, Kevin) Hi, I’m Kevin
Jonas, and I would like to sell you a car!

Joe:(about his brother, Nick) Nick’s a stud muffin.

Joe: I like a girls natural beauty. My ideal girl wouldn’t
have to have a lot of makeup. Just a smile and style. I like girls who
have a cool sense of fashion and don’t mind standing out a bit.

Joe: The only way to win is to die trying.

Joe:(on what he looks for in a girl) Someone was
like, you like different voices don’t you. I was like yeah. I also
like accents.

Joe: Every studio needs a rubber chicken.

Joe: The first thing I notice on my crush are her eyes, I’m
an eyes guy.

Joe: The sweetest thing is singing to your crush over the
phone.

Joe: I’d love to be a comedian. I’ve always loved to make
people laugh. I would love to be in movies one day. I’d do more
comedic roles.

Joe: I like working out, especially running.

Joe: I’m afraid that when I’m asleep that somebody might want to break into my house and punch me. Its called “afraidthatpeoplearegoingtopunchyouphobia!”

Joe: My favortie flirty line is: ‘Hey, did you drop this?’ Then you pick up a handful of sugar and say, ‘It fell out of your hair.’

Joe: One thing nobody knows about me is that three of my fingers are edible, but I can’t tell you which fingers.

Joe: (on what color crayon he would be) I would be orange, black, white, dot, clear, red.

Joe: There was this girl I liked, and she lived in a different country. I sent her a big bouquet of flowers, and sending flowers from a different country can be expensive.

Joe: I can balance things pretty well. I once balanced a tricycle on my foot.

Joe: An egg doesn’t say ‘Crack This’.

Joe: I own Donald Trump.

Joe: (on the Jonas Brothers song, “Hold On”) It can mean like waiting in line and you’re just like “..hold on”. Or if you’re riding your bike and you get a flat tire and you’re like…Hold on…to your bike? It can mean…Okay I need to figure out what this song means.

Joe: Have you ever googled google, then googled again?

Joe: I think it’s really romantic when a girl shows up to surprise me. I love that.

Joe: I had a New Year’s kiss once. But it was like, “Let’s start the year off together,” and then we wound up breaking up the night after!

Joe: Demi Lovato’s voice is amazing!

Joe: When a guy and a girl break up, you should never lose that part of the friendship.

Joe: I try to stay away from drama!

Joe: (About when Cocoa died) I definitely teared up. Maybe I’ll get another dog one day, I’m not sure.

Joe: Cocoa was my dog. I picked him out when I was five.

Joe: I walked up to two girls in an airport looking at Popstar! and they had it opened to a page with me, Kevin and Nick on it. So I walked over and I was like, “Oh, I love those magazines!” and I walked away. They were freaked out!

Joe: I wish I could shoot bacon out of my eyes.

Joe: I love Christmas because all you need is hot cider, snow, and a girl to throw snowballs at.

Joe: I had an imaginary friend. His name was Joe, he’d always get me in trouble.

Joe: (the thing he misses most about New Jersey) One thing they don’t have out here in California is Rita’s Italian Ices.